(2019 Christmas Movie Fest)
"And when Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse."
Are your obsessive about:
Adding new Christmas lights each year ✅
Love having a giant Christmas tree ✅
Singing Christmas carols as loud as possible ✅
Going to Christmas events around town ✅
Getting nostalgic about old home Christmas videos ✅
Watching a decent amount of Christmas movies ✅
Your good friends with the family elf on the shelf ✅
You enjoy wearing a Santa Hat ✅
Spending too much on gifts, because you love surprising your loved ones ✅
Capturing the spirit of the Holiday Season every chance you get ✅
Then you may just have some Clark W. Griswold in ya, and that's alright by me!