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  Review by Dakota Joaquin ★★½ 51

  Here's what I think happened:

  LucasFilm originally hired Stephen Daldry to write and direct a Star Wars spinoff movie for Obi-Wan Kenobi. Daldry then wrote a really kickass character-driven narratively-focused story about an older, grizzled Ewan McGregor who has to wrestle with his broken faith as he is, once more, confronted with the challenge of having to overcome and defeat his former padawan, Anakin Skywalker.

  And then Solo: A Star Wars Story happened. And it flopped. And everyone at LucasFilm lost their everlasting shit. In this frenzied state of panic, Kathleen Kennedy immediately gave Daldry the axe and cancelled his beautiful film.

  And then, a year and a half later, The Mandalorian happened. And it was a hit. A really,…

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  Review by filmsmack ★ 128

  I’ll never forgive George Lucas for selling Lucasfilm to these cinematic universe mongers.

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  Review by James (Schaffrillas) ★★★

  So uncivilized

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  Review by 24framesofnick ★★ 29

  I don’t give a shit

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  Review by DylAbl ★★★★★ 20

  anakin flashbacks and I’ll give this 6 stars

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  Review by Donovan ★★ 24

  Nostalgia is a blight on film and television. This is a show that exists so people can go YOOOO BIG BABY BUNGO IS IN THIS EPISODE and call it a day

  
  Update: finished the show, it still sucks

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  Review by Mario ★★★★½ 23

  He said it! He said the thing! 11/10

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  Review by Sean Fennessey 17

  Love to cast some of the funniest people on the planet and not write jokes for them.

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  Review by Robert Franco 5

  one of the worst things i've ever seen. the disney star wars design team is firing on all cylinders in terms of being shitty.

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  Review by Alor ★★★★ 3

  If Anakin Skywalker has a million fans, then I am one of them. If Anakin Skywalker has 10 fans, then I am one of them. If Anakin Skywalker has only one fan then that's me. If Anakin Skywalker has no fans, then that means I am no longer alive. If the world is against Anakin Skywalker, then I am against the world.

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  Review by Branson Reese 3

  Recently heard online that Disney has made the jump from media to religion. That's a pretty exciting move regardless of how I feel about their movies and TV shows. At first I assumed it was a ploy by Disney to achieve tax exempt status but that kind of cynicism is for losers. Now I don't know how you like to live your life (and most likely I prefer it this way) but I try to live as a winner, even if the deck's stacked against me. I accept Disney as a religion. It's not my religion but that's okay. So few are. There are even several religions I think are a little silly (Protestantism and its children especially strike me…

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  Review by Shane Henry ★½ 21

  A surprisingly effective recap (ie brilliant sizzle reel of episodes 1-3 that almost convinces you the prequels are worth watching) leads into Ewan McGregor Rey-In-Force-Awakens-ing around Tatooine (which is basically just Oddworld at this point) whilst young Leia traipses around in costumes and on sets that dare to ask the question "what could be more boring than Star Trek: Insurrection?"

  Mostly horrific performances, tensionless action and an overactive score working to hold it all together. Expect more from your streamers.