"Captain, target is in sight! "
"Are you absolutely positive on the description of target, Ensign?"
"Aye aye, sir. Bloated MGM shipboard musical comedy mixed with silly WWII spy plot loaded with bad gags, several Tommy Dorsey Orchestra interludes with Tommy doing Hepcat jargon with a young Frank Sinatra crooning, Eleanor Powell tap dancing morse code while performing, and an annoying Bert Lahr as a mugging sidekick to an equally mugging mirthless Red Skelton."
"Is Red Skelton singing in a terrible monotone, does his usual I Dood It line loaded with truly unfunny elastic faced antics, and is a romantic interest with total unbelievability and complete lifeless unappealing sex appeal?"
"Aye, sir. We have a definite affirmative on the target and the on point description of a time waster."
"Don't wait any longer, Ensign. Fire at will and sink that enemy to entertainment!"