I considered just writing "awful" over and over again until I felt that I had made my point, but where would that get me?
Small Apartments is... odd. Urgh, I'm just cringing at the thought of it. It wasn't exactly messy, it had a good structure and characters were well developed; Jonas Åkerlund obviously knows how to make a good film, or to adapt one at least, but the film itself was a bizzare catastrophe.
I enjoyed some of the characters - Juno Temple, Johnny Knoxville and Billy Crystal all had their moments - but I couldn't stand Matt Lucas' character from the moment he appeared in his pants blowing a Swedish cowhorn, so it was all rather wasted in the end.
Worst of all, it wasn't funny in the slightest. Not one laugh. I kind of hate it.