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  Review by indi ★★ 8

  you: george lucas can’t write dialogue
  me, absolutely tearing myself apart with hysterical laughter after witnessing c3po’s disembodied head look sadly at his body and say “i’m beside myself” in a dejected tone: you fools. you absolute lowbrow heathens. how could you not understand the depth of this message

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  Review by BRÁT ★★½ 24

  i'm convinced that anakin subconsciously used the force to make padme slowly fall in love with him because there's simply no way a queen/galactic senator would EVER get with a creepy, whiny child murderer with a mini ponytail

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  Review by Addison 23

  Natalie Portman is the reason I work out. I have this fantasy where we start talking at the Vanity Fair Oscars party bar. We exchange a few pleasantries. She asks what I do. I say I loved her in New Girl. She laughs. I get my drink.

  "Well, see ya," I say and walk away. I've got her attention now. How many guys voluntarily leave a conversation with Natalie Portman? She touches her neck as she watches me leave.

  Later, as the night's dragged on and the coterie of gorgeous narcissists grows increasingly loose, she finds me on the balcony, my bowtie undone, smoking a cigarette.

  "Got a spare?" she asks.

  "What's in it for me?" I say as I…

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  Review by Wes ★★★½ 2

  Nothing gets me more hot and bothered then when I'm on a romantic picnic with a guy at a scenic waterfall retreat and he tells me he supports a fascist regime.

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  Review by IHE ½ 163

  Still can’t decide if this or the phantom menace is worse. Who cares, they’re both hilarious!

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  Review by Jay ★½ 7

  padme: *falls out of ship*

  anakin: no! I have to go after her-

  *realises she’s fallen into a pile of sand*

  anakin: guess she’ll die

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  Review by bri ★½

  out of all people she could leave in charge, padme seriously chooses jar jar binks

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  Review by James (Schaffrillas) ★ 137

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  This is such a fucking trainwreck in every conceivable way. I legitimately wanted to vomit watching Padme fall in love with a literal sociopath who murders not just the men, but the women, and the children too. This is the worst Star Wars film by a country mile. At least it has memes

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  Review by Wes ★★★ 9

  this movie is pretty cool but i cant help but think about how better it would be if it was an arthouse lesbian romantic drama about padme and one of her handmaidens running away from the war to start a farm together in the outer rim and they lived happily ever after away from anakins bullshit

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  Review by Mario ★★★½ 20

  In this house we believe in Hayden Christensen supremacy.

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  Review by amaya ★★ 8

  must a movie be good? is it not enough to see hot characters struggle internally?

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  Review by James (Schaffrillas) ★½ 41

  It's incredible how the line "Jedi Poodoo" is basically the theme of the entire prequel trilogy. Bravo George

  I only raised the score because of ironic enjoyment