My Eyes Hurt When I Go Outside, It's Too Bright!!! (or, My Halloween Horrorfest 2018) Movie #55 (boxd.it/25cXe )
The horror in this movie is of the "hey, isn't this stuff crazy/scary???" kind. No real build up to scares or anything. The rest of the movie is not fun for me. It just feels like I'm just waiting for a man to start beating and/or murdering his wife and kids. Total downer. And unlike the original he sure didn't go back to save the dog.
I had forgotten that little Chloe Grace Moretz was in this, and it's always nice to see Melissa George. And Ryan Reynolds walks around without a shirt a lot in this movie. Maybe he had just got his body all perfect and was really proud of it and told the writer to put as many shirtless scenes into the movie as possible.