someone let me know how a film about a gardening vlogger made 600 million dollars and got 7 oscar nominations
this film has the energy of a terminally uncool physics teacher trying desperately to relate their disinterested teenage students, or one of those 'Science is F***ing Awesome!' facebook pages that everyone liked in 2009. you cannot convince me that anyone in it or involved in its production has ever had sex, despite all evidence to the contrary.
it's not completely disagreeable, mostly due to the disco soundtrack, sans the excruciatingly obvious bowie needle drop but it could've been worse, they could've played Space Oddity instead. but i swear to god if i have to watch another movie with lines like 'uh, in english please', or 'i'm gonna science the shit out of it', or 'fear my botany powers, mars!' i'm gonna fucking space myself