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  Review by aliyah ½ 17

  some highlights from this movie:

  - the music change mid-wedding scene while they were exchanging vows? what was the REASON
  - BELLAS MUM SINGING A LULLABY INSTEAD OF A SPEECH ACTUALLY HAD ME IN TEARS
  - bella sobbing because after she wanted her sex dream to be reality...peak comedy
  - that scene where the wolves talked to each other except their mouths weren’t moving so it was literally an ominous zoom into wolf jacob’s face with a dramatic monologue voiceover 
  - WHY DID IT ZOOM INTO EDWARDS EAR WHEN JACOB WAS TALKING TO HIM
  - edward googling vampire children SIR YOU’RE A WHOLE VAMPIRE HOW IS GOOGLE.COM GOING TO HELP
  - ‘if it’s a boy, EJ..............edward jacob’ HELLPPPPP!! at least…

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  Review by dani ★★★½ 1

  I don’t want you to freak out but I’m going to a medical center in Switzerland

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  Review by Lucy ★★½ 2

  this was horrible. i loved it!

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  Review by ben wyatt human disaster ★★★½ 3

  jacob saw bella pregnant and charged at edward saying "YOU DID THIS" SIS WHO ELSE DID??????

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  Review by joshua sorensen ★★ 1

  edward ate the fucking placenta

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  Review by Angela Ferraguto ★½ 2

  Bella: "If it's a boy I'll name him EJ... Edward Jacob... for the two men I love most in this world."

  Charlie: *is on a flight to Switzerland*

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  Review by #1 gizmo fan ★★★★½ 7

  everytime jacob appears on screen, an angel loses its wings #teamedward

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  Review by h 2

  mood: bella crying because edward won’t give her the d

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  Review by persia 🍒 ★★★½ 4

  Edward Cullen a feminist, abuser murdering pro choice KING

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  Review by jas ½ 3

  if the baby was a boy im positive bella wouldve named it jedward

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  Review by issy 🥝 ½ 25

  I’ve lost all respect I ever could have had for this franchise because they put A Thousand Years by Christina Perri as the THIRD CREDITS SONG. Not only was it not featured in the fucking FILM, it wasn’t even the first credits song, it wasn’t even the second. It Will Rain by Bruno Mars took second place. I like Bruno as much as the next guy but is that a fucking joke? I don’t even feel the need to comment on the brilliance of A Thousand Years because you can just go and listen to it, nor will I waste my breath on praising the outstanding vocalist behind it who has been ignored for what feels like a thousand years…

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  Review by sav ★★ 3

  rosalie hale is the only pro-lifer i'll tolerate