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  • Ape vs. Monster

    ½

  • The Martian

    ★★★★★

  • The Martian

    ★★★★★

  • Scream

    ★★★★

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  • Ape vs. Monster

    Ape vs. Monster

    ½

    Oooh boy, was this a mistake. I was hoping for some fun schlocky monster mash... alas.

    I like the Gila monster’s design, Abraham the ape 🦍 is so ugly. When they were on screen it felt like I could have a good time with it, no matter how bad the CG is, but man this movie loves the human characters speaking slow exposition and copy and pasted dialogue. 

    If you’re having trouble sleeping, this may be a cheap cure.

    Interesting that the credits include a covid coordinator.

    Watched on DVD 📀.

  • The Martian

    The Martian

    ★★★★★

    This really is a perfect movie.

    There really needs to be more uplifting sci-Fi in cinema. 

    One of the best 3D films.

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  • The Girl on the Train

    The Girl on the Train

    ★★★★

    What a fascinating movie.

    My head is spinning with lots of thoughts but I’ll just say this: This film is about a woman who lied to the police about being the victim of a hate crime. What I loved about their handling of this is the fact that the whole movie doesn’t revolve around this lie (like a Hollywood version would have 40 minutes of “Will someone find out??”). It’s very short and almost everyone calls her out on it.…

  • Cats

    Cats

    ★★★½

    Welp, this did a number on me.

    A lot better than I thought it would be. Animation isn’t bad. Surprisingly wholesome, tragic, and...fuck there I go again.

    Cape is just so stinking adorable. Blanket is adorable. They’re all adorable.

    Dub could have been better though.