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  • Ocean's Eleven
  • The Young Girls of Rochefort
  • The Princess Bride
  • Wings of Desire

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  • A.I. Artificial Intelligence

    ★★★★

  • Clear and Present Danger

    ★★★

  • The Hunt for Red October

    ★★★½

  • The Terminal

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  • A.I. Artificial Intelligence

    A.I. Artificial Intelligence

    ★★★★

    steve, stanley, what the fuck guys? one of only a handful of films to ever capture a universal dreamlike state. my own so closely hewing to moments, especially the end, that it feels unique, one of a kind, first of a kind. yet that’s its flaw and both of theirs in every project but wow. very weird capsule

  • Clear and Present Danger

    Clear and Present Danger

    ★★★

    hot bitch harrison ft pretty boy dafoe

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  • Rock of Ages

    Rock of Ages

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Bryan Cranston gets spanked

    Tom Cruise sings into Malin Akerman's ass

    Alec Baldwin and Russell Brand are in a relationship

    Tom Cruise pisses on Paul Giamatti

    Tom Cruise has a monkey named Hey Man

    Z-Guyzzzzzzzzzzzzz

    "I just threw up. In my pants. Outta my ass."

    Hey Man bitch slaps Paul Giamatti

    Tom Cruise and Malin Akerman bang so hard that they break a bathroom

    Julianne Hough made Journey


    This was written, green lit, shot, and released

  • Rampage

    Rampage

    ★★★

    there’s a scene where a big ass gorilla hits a big ass lizard with a big ass crane , so obviously it’s the greatest movie i’ve ever seen