Favorite films

  • Ocean's Eleven
  • The Young Girls of Rochefort
  • The Princess Bride
  • Wings of Desire

Recent activity

  • A.I. Artificial Intelligence


  • Clear and Present Danger


  • The Hunt for Red October


  • The Terminal

Recent reviews

  • A.I. Artificial Intelligence

    A.I. Artificial Intelligence


    steve, stanley, what the fuck guys? one of only a handful of films to ever capture a universal dreamlike state. my own so closely hewing to moments, especially the end, that it feels unique, one of a kind, first of a kind. yet that’s its flaw and both of theirs in every project but wow. very weird capsule

  • Clear and Present Danger

    Clear and Present Danger


    hot bitch harrison ft pretty boy dafoe

Popular reviews

  • Rock of Ages

    Rock of Ages

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Bryan Cranston gets spanked

    Tom Cruise sings into Malin Akerman's ass

    Alec Baldwin and Russell Brand are in a relationship

    Tom Cruise pisses on Paul Giamatti

    Tom Cruise has a monkey named Hey Man


    "I just threw up. In my pants. Outta my ass."

    Hey Man bitch slaps Paul Giamatti

    Tom Cruise and Malin Akerman bang so hard that they break a bathroom

    Julianne Hough made Journey

    This was written, green lit, shot, and released

  • Rampage



    there’s a scene where a big ass gorilla hits a big ass lizard with a big ass crane , so obviously it’s the greatest movie i’ve ever seen