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  A.I. Artificial Intelligence 2001

  ★★★★ Watched 01 Oct 2022

  steve, stanley, what the fuck guys? one of only a handful of films to ever capture a universal dreamlike state. my own so closely hewing to moments, especially the end, that it feels unique, one of a kind, first of a kind. yet that’s its flaw and both of theirs in every project but wow. very weird capsule

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  Clear and Present Danger 1994

  ★★★ Watched 01 Oct 2022

  hot bitch harrison ft pretty boy dafoe

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  Rock of Ages 2012

  ★ Watched 09 Jul 2017 6

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  Bryan Cranston gets spanked

  Tom Cruise sings into Malin Akerman's ass

  Alec Baldwin and Russell Brand are in a relationship

  Tom Cruise pisses on Paul Giamatti

  Tom Cruise has a monkey named Hey Man

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  "I just threw up. In my pants. Outta my ass."

  Hey Man bitch slaps Paul Giamatti

  Tom Cruise and Malin Akerman bang so hard that they break a bathroom

  Julianne Hough made Journey

  
  This was written, green lit, shot, and released

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  Rampage 2018

  ★★★ Watched 12 Apr 2018 4

  there’s a scene where a big ass gorilla hits a big ass lizard with a big ass crane , so obviously it’s the greatest movie i’ve ever seen