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Favorite films

  • Ocean's Eleven
  • The Young Girls of Rochefort
  • Wings of Desire
  • The Red Shoes

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  • The Hunt for Red October

    ★★★½

  • TRON: Legacy

    ★★★★★

  • I Love You to Death

    ★★½

  • Winter's Bone

    ★★★

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  • TRON: Legacy

    TRON: Legacy

    ★★★★★

    remnants of a bygone age, a peek at what was to come. kosinski was ahead of the game, this was the precursor to the Legacies before the execs knew what that could mean. purebred design and soul. biodigital jazz, man

  • Winter's Bone

    Winter's Bone

    ★★★

    myth in the ozarks, boring but sturdy

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  • Rock of Ages

    Rock of Ages

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Bryan Cranston gets spanked

    Tom Cruise sings into Malin Akerman's ass

    Alec Baldwin and Russell Brand are in a relationship

    Tom Cruise pisses on Paul Giamatti

    Tom Cruise has a monkey named Hey Man

    Z-Guyzzzzzzzzzzzzz

    "I just threw up. In my pants. Outta my ass."

    Hey Man bitch slaps Paul Giamatti

    Tom Cruise and Malin Akerman bang so hard that they break a bathroom

    Julianne Hough made Journey


    This was written, green lit, shot, and released

  • Babylon

    Babylon

    ★½

    trust fund kid with a porn addiction made a movie about when his friend did coke. hat on a fucking hat