someone get the aloe
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
Bryan Cranston gets spanked
Tom Cruise sings into Malin Akerman's ass
Alec Baldwin and Russell Brand are in a relationship
Tom Cruise pisses on Paul Giamatti
Tom Cruise has a monkey named Hey Man
"I just threw up. In my pants. Outta my ass."
Hey Man bitch slaps Paul Giamatti
Tom Cruise and Malin Akerman bang so hard that they break a bathroom
Julianne Hough made Journey
This was written, green lit, shot, and released