• Planes, Trains and Automobiles

    Planes, Trains and Automobiles

    ★★★★

    a hit movie from the 80's that doesn't age like milk???? a rarity

  • Gone Girl

    Gone Girl

    ★★★

    storytelling speedrun any %

    (stop adapting books into movies give gillian flynn a miniseries cowards)

  • A Goofy Movie

    A Goofy Movie

    ★★★½

    goofy needs to grow a (in karstens words) butt fucking backbone

  • High School Musical 2

    High School Musical 2

    ★★★★★

    HOW DID I NOT REMEMBER THE CGI REFLECTION FROM BET ON IT BEING SO INSANE

  • Ocean's Twelve

    Ocean's Twelve

    ★★★

    so so so cheesy and i already can't remember half of it but :) fun time

  • Over the Garden Wall

    Over the Garden Wall

    ★★★★★

    did i already rewatch this? im mentally ill, what do u think

  • A Mighty Wind

    A Mighty Wind

    ★★★★½

    a christopher guest that's more romantic than before sunrise? wha happen? that's ri-ight

  • The Simpsons Movie

    The Simpsons Movie

    ★★★½

    i bet karstens review will mention barts dick

  • Climax

    Climax

    ★★★★½

    wtf? giving climax four and a half stars? put a few drinks in me and i guess im karsten runquist ™

  • Megamind

    Megamind

    ★★★★

    any movie that has a scene where they show characters as babies gets an automatic 4 stars minimum

  • Killer Klowns from Outer Space

    Killer Klowns from Outer Space

    ★★★★★

    I WAS JUST THINKING "AW MAN I'M SO SAD I CAN ONLY EXPERIENCE EVIL DEAD 2 FOR THE FIRST TIME ONCE" AND THEN THIS MOVIE CAME INTO MY LIFE

  • The Dark Knight Rises

    The Dark Knight Rises

    ★★★★

    this movie is 4 stars if you root for bane 2 stars if u root for the cops so....... 4 stars (: so glad that the cognitive dissonance of wanting to marry joseph gordon levitt and watching him play a cop was solved by the end of the movie