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Quickie Review
Rob Zombie must think I'm stupid, doesn't he? He thinks that he can throw in some gore and expects me to be the least bit interested? Wrong! The gore is good but the rest of the movie is hot, boring garbage! I haven't been this duped or this burnt since I saw Zombie's version of Halloween 10 years ago. And you know what's worse? They had the absolutely awesome Meg Foster as well as Malcolm McDowell and Lawrence Hilton-Jacobs (Washington from "Welcome Back, Kotter") and LHJ & Foster are the only ones who seems useful to the whole movie whereas McDowell is not. Rob Zombie, you're the worst and so is this movie. I rather hit my head while bungee jumping than sit through 31 again. Did I mention that Rob Zombie is the worst? Yeah, he's the worst. it's 2007 all over again!

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