• Black Christmas

    Black Christmas

    ★★★½

    this is so eyeconic i’m kinda obsessed actually

  • Hocus Pocus 2

    Hocus Pocus 2

    ★★★½

    he/they of the day: the hocus pocus spell book

  • Scream 4

    Scream 4

    ★★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    wes craven yelled “cut” but emma roberts heard “cut people up” and went with it

  • Scream 3

    Scream 3

    ★★★½

    committing murder is literally more forgivable than gales fringe

  • Scream 2

    Scream 2

    ★★★★

    another day of telling myself that wes craven knew it would be too powerful if buffy summers survived ghostface

  • Scream

    Scream

    ★★★★★

    it’s becoming a 1st of october ritual in our flat actually

  • Don't Worry Darling

    Don't Worry Darling

    ★★★★½

    miss flo, you will always be famous darling

  • Bodies Bodies Bodies

    Bodies Bodies Bodies

    ★★★★★

    “upper middle class” is perhaps the greatest insult in the english language to be honest

  • Hope

    Hope

    ★★★½

    pedro pascal … you have my attention

  • Burlesque

    Burlesque

    ★★★★

    it’s honestly a comfort movie at this point

  • Do Revenge

    Do Revenge

    ★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    martin scorsese literally wishes he made a plot twist this good

  • X

    X

    ★★★★★

    okay sure grandma let’s get you to bed