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  • The Social Network

    The Social Network


    at the point where i’m about to search sean parker x eduardo saverin fanfic on ao3

  • 1917



    shawn mendes you have done it again, constantly raising the bar for all of us and doing it flawlessly.

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  • Ant-Man and the Wasp

    Ant-Man and the Wasp

    michael peña’s character to thanos: yeah, so, you see, like, you was out here evaporating half the planet, and, like, my cousin told me, that his college roommate told him, that his mom — who’s super fine, like — forwarded him an email, and the email said “DAAAMN, TONY STARK IS MISSING AND LIKE, IS PROBABLY DEAD AND SHIT,” and so i asked my friend ant-man, who’s tight with captain america, and he said, that cap said, that you have…

  • Paddington 3

    Paddington 3

    THE DARK KNIGHT, STAR WARS, AND LORD OF THE RINGS HAVE ALL BEEN FOUND DEAD IN MIAMI. the paddington trilogy is about to be the greatest three-part cinematic experience of all time