michael peña’s character to thanos: yeah, so, you see, like, you was out here evaporating half the planet, and, like, my cousin told me, that his college roommate told him, that his mom — who’s super fine, like — forwarded him an email, and the email said “DAAAMN, TONY STARK IS MISSING AND LIKE, IS PROBABLY DEAD AND SHIT,” and so i asked my friend ant-man, who’s tight with captain america, and he said, that cap said, that you have…