warning: if you are reading this then this warning is for you. every word you read of this useless letterboxd review is another second off your life. don’t you have other things to do? is your life so empty that you honestly can't think of a better way to spend these moments? or are you so obsessed with this app that you give respect and credence to all that claim it? do you read every review you see in your feed? do you watch every film you're supposed to watch? buy the criterions you're told to buy? turn off your laptop. meet an MCU stan. stop the excessive movie-watching and masturbation. delete this app. start a fight with your mutuals. prove you're a crazy cinephile. if you don't claim your film-bro cred you will become a statistic. you have been warned. — nadia.