The Quick and the Dead

I’m trying to figure out what it is that doesn’t work about this movie. How did Raimi not end up working for Disney? 
I never thought I’d say this but there is way too much of perfect hairless shiny Sharon Stone, her presence in the movie is constantly jarring and breaks any chance I had at suspending my disbelief. And catching a glimpse of super  silk undies when she wakes up hungover is just plain stupid.  
Pick a vibe, is it serious or slapstick goofy?

“Your father—“
“I don’t wanna talk about it!”