gustav

big fan of shitty horror movies

Favorite films

  • Carnival of Souls
  • Black Christmas
  • Tongues Untied
  • Jennifer's Body

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  • The House That Jack Built

    ★★½

  • The Eyes of My Mother

    ★★★½

  • Escape Room: Tournament of Champions

    ★★

  • Ghost Story

    ★★

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  • The Lighthouse

    The Lighthouse

    ★★★★★

    “lad” but like, romantically

  • Mad Max: Fury Road

    Mad Max: Fury Road

    ★★★★★

    i was in a class once and a teacher told us to watch this movie and i said it was great bc i wanted everyone to think i was a smart cinephile but i had never watched it and then the teacher asked me to explain the movie’s plot to the class and i just. sat there. in the longest silence ever. that was the worst moment of my life and every time i watch this movie i get ptsd from that

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  • Halston

    Halston

    ★★★

    ewan mcgregor was born to play rich unhinged gay men

  • FEUD: Bette and Joan

    FEUD: Bette and Joan

    this is for Joan Crawford you big fat white nasty smelling fat bitch why you took me off the motherfuckin schedule with your trifflin dirty white racist ass you big fat bitch oompa loompa body ass bitch I'm coming up there and I'm gonna beat the fuck out of you bitch and don't even call the police today cause I'm gonna come up there unexpected and wait on your motherfuckin ass bitch im coming to beat the fuck out of…