krista

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the real friends are the movies we watch along the way❤️

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  • Parasite

    Parasite

    ★★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    *hits you over the head with a rock that represents hope and new opportunities, literally conveying the futility of functioning under a late capitalist society* vibe check!

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  • The Map of Tiny Perfect Things

    The Map of Tiny Perfect Things

    ★★½

    palm springs lite


    i enjoyed this more than i anticipated

  • Barb and Star Go to Vista Del Mar

    Barb and Star Go to Vista Del Mar

    ★★★★★

    “i think your dong went all the way up and touched my heart”

    this was the most batshit yet delightful thing i’ve ever watched. my soul has been rejuvenated. kristen wiig and annie mumolo have hilarious magical brains and i am so grateful for them!!

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  • Hubie Halloween

    Hubie Halloween

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    howie ratner died so hubie dubois could live

  • Malcolm & Marie

    Malcolm & Marie

    self indulgent and pretentious in so many ways. i think zendaya and jdw tried their best but the writing sure as hell did not do them any favors. 

    sam levinson please go to therapy and never again use a black man as a stand in for yourself to rant and cry about a negative review you fucking weirdo.