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  • Singapore Sling
  • Edmond
  • Freeway II: Confessions of a Trickbaby
  • What Have I Done to Deserve This?

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  • Pretty Woman

    ★★★

  • The Matrix

    ★★★½

  • Don't Look Up

    ★★★½

  • Red Rocket

    ★★★★½

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  • Pretty Woman

    Pretty Woman

    ★★★

    Fuck me, fuck you, I did it again.

  • The Matrix

    The Matrix

    ★★★½

    I saw this movie at a drive-in in Cleveland with my sister in 1999, after we grabbed snacks from the drive-thru at... was it White Castle or Rally's? There were jalapeno poppers. Anyway, this was a terrible drive-in movie, because the film is so dark and there is a lot of light pollution in Cleveland. Couldn't tell what was going on. But I watched it some time later at home and dug it.

    However, in junior year of high school,…

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  • The Rules of Attraction

    The Rules of Attraction

    ★★★★

    In high school I read American Psycho, on the recommendation of a woman in Connecticut I met in an AOL chatroom when I was 13 and thought I was in love with. I was thrilled by the book for all the wrong reasons, knowing so little about affluence and the elements of the 1980's that it was satirizing, just enjoying the graphic descriptions of murder and the absurdity of chapters about Huey Lewis and such. I would later, after a…

  • Fear

    Fear

    ★★★½

    Mark Wahlberg never fingered me to climax on a rollercoaster so why was I even alive in the 90's?