Fisherman John has written 18 reviews for films rated ½ during 2019.

  • Revolution

    Revolution

    ½

    Great film if you have a hard time falling asleep!

  • The Ewok Adventure

    The Ewok Adventure

    ½

    Actually the best Star Wars film? Cute ewoks being cute in this one.

  • Slow Torture Puke Chamber

    Slow Torture Puke Chamber

    ½

    Terrible

  • ReGOREgitated Sacrifice

    ReGOREgitated Sacrifice

    ½

    Horrible

  • Slaughtered Vomit Dolls

    Slaughtered Vomit Dolls

    ½

    Awful

  • A Perfect Child of Satan

    A Perfect Child of Satan

    ½

    bad. only thing that had me close to puking was how badly this was shot.

  • A Dog's Purpose

    A Dog's Purpose

    ½

    Just horrible. Nothing else

  • Tall Girl

    Tall Girl

    ½

    So Jack stood on the crate to kiss tall girl. I wondered why he used a crate instead of a bag like a normal person.

  • Descendants

    Descendants

    ½

    The dragon at the end looked beyond awful.

  • Saw 3D

    Saw 3D

    ½

    Cant remember anything except for the public trap in the beginning. Probably a sign that this film is really trashy.

  • Jigsaw

    Jigsaw

    ½

    Really bad, like worst in the franchise bad and there are plenty of bad Saw films. The idea to having this film being played out 10 years ago with the first films made no sense since they used modern equipment and flatscreens and all this shit.

  • The Final Destination

    The Final Destination

    ½

    The worst of them all... didnt care about anyone dying in this film. Really trashy. The next one is decent atleast.