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  • Bloody Nose, Empty Pockets
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  • The Comfort of Strangers

    ★★★★½

  • Emmet Otter's Jug-Band Christmas

    ★★★★★

  • Riders of Justice

    ★★★★

  • Bad Luck Banging or Loony Porn

    ★★★

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  • The Comfort of Strangers

    The Comfort of Strangers

    ★★★★½

    if it wasn’t already obvious Paul had a bi-curious phase, here’s all the evidence you need. I mean in every single frame of this it’s clear he wants to fuck everyone with legs. Entirely possible that the epic Badalamenti score is there to cover up the noise of Schrader and Dante Spinotti audibly panting off-screen. 

    Not much else like it really. In a way, like a feature length adaptation of the Harry Lime speech, a loving tribute to the horror…

  • Emmet Otter's Jug-Band Christmas

    Emmet Otter's Jug-Band Christmas

    ★★★★★

    as Orson said about Make Way for Tomorrow, another story about finding hope with a broken family on the skids, would make a stone cry. But here it’s the kind of hope you find sliding onto a frozen lake with your mom for the hell of it, unable to stand up because of your tiny wobbly stick legs and just laughing your goddamn ass off like an insane person

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  • Respect

    Respect

    ★★

    At this point if bio-pics are just going to be glorified adaptions of Wikipedia pages, then why not include the links? Were there any justice, the Oscars would create a “best adapted Wikipedia page” award especially reserved for cash-in bio-pics like this. Look, if you want to see something worthy of respect, and somehow didn’t get all the awards, and almost zero noms, check out Amazing Grace on Hulu, shit is a religious experience, also her mid 80s record Who’s Zoomin Who doesn’t get enough love either, sounds better than ever

  • The Tomorrow War

    The Tomorrow War

    ★★

    harkens back to an era where they’d let slip maybe one Edge of Tomorrow a year if you were lucky, but that was an eternity ago, back when there were five studios not two. I plead with you, go see your friends, your family, take an evening stroll, fix that record player, study for the LSATs, watch Sam Richardson in literally anything else (and hell why not start with "Scrooge Encounters A Cyborg From Christmas In 3050," a much better and way shorter…