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    The CGI robot is hilarious. I couldn’t believe it looked that bad. Though I’m happy it did, because laughing at it was the highlight of the movie.

    This film is nonsense. Though, I was glad to hear that the people behind me in the theatre were enjoying it. After every plot twist I heard one of them go “oh wow...oh wow...” because they clearly couldn’t believe how blindsided they were by the engrossing story.  

    The characters are lifeless, the acting…

  • A Dog's Way Home

    A Dog's Way Home


    “Ever so slightly I could smell Big Kitten in the wind...”

    This review has spoilers in it, so beware...but does it matter? Do you REALLY want to see this? Like actually? Look me in my digital eyes 👀 and honestly tell me you want to see A Dog’s Way Home. I assure you that you don’t.

    Last week I gave Escape Room a 0.5/5, and I’ll admit I don’t think it was actually that bad, I was just super annoyed.…

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  • Un Chien Andalou

    Un Chien Andalou

    I still don’t know what’s even happening in this, but I mean the parallel cut between the cutting of the eye and the clouds slicing across the moon is cool I guess.


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  • Meshes of the Afternoon

    Meshes of the Afternoon


    The Citizen Kane of experimental films.


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  • First Man

    First Man


    Whiplash > La La Land > First Man > 80% of movies this year

    Damien Chazelle does it again, this time making an intense, and often poignant film, about Neil Armstrong. I liked Gosling’s performance in this; however, I really liked Claire Foy’s performance, even though she was in it for less of the runtime.

    I absolutely loved the choice to make this film as personal as possible, giving us plenty of grainy closeups of faces, keeping many of the shots as tight…

  • Halloween



    “The fear of becoming prey keeps both of them alive.” 

    Yoooooo, this is exactly what I wanted the film to be. I thought it was extremely entertaining and I found it to be a lot of fun. I’ll try to keep it as vague as possible, but here are some thoughts on it:

    – There’s some really clever moments, as well as an awesome long-take of Michael (which was one of my favorite sequences).

    – I loved the parallels (or…