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  • Hamburger: The Motion Picture
  • Screwballs
  • King Frat
  • Porky's II: The Next Day

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  • Atlas Against the Cyclops

    ★★

  • Cotton Comes to Harlem

    ★★★★★

  • Scuba Duba Do

    ★★★

  • Teen Lust

    ★★★

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  • Troll 2

    Troll 2

    I'm now taking ***pre-orders in my Big Cartel shop*** for the Ghastly Horror Society Compendium, my two-volume zine chronicling the horror/cult movie screenings I did for years at Flicker Theater in Athens, GA. These two zines are an effort to look back on those movies and celebrate independent screenings like this that are going on in bars and coffee shops and restaurants and pet shops and anywhere else people can cram in a screen and some seats. When I put…

  • The Undead

    The Undead

    ★★★★

    Available Now! New Horizine - A tribute to the films and legacy of Roger Corman! Films like The Masque of Red Death, Little Shop of Horrors, Death Race 2000, Rock and Roll High School, Caged Heat, The Trip, Bucket of Blood, Chopping Mall, Slumber Party Massacre, The Wild Angels, X: The Man With X-Ray Eyes, It Conquered the World, Not of This Earth and hundreds more! Considered UNPRINTABLE until now! Shock by Shock this zine presents a new high in…

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  • Atlas Against the Cyclops

    Atlas Against the Cyclops

    ★★

    Heads up, the cyclops only shows up in the last ten minutes and he gets dealt with pretty quickly. Keen viewers will also notice a quick dummy drop when Maciste tosses a soldier into the cyclops pit. Watching this, I came to the realization that the main topic of sword and sandal movies is out of control authoritarian power, an interesting topic for a country that was only a few years out from fascist control and only a few years…

  • Cotton Comes to Harlem

    Cotton Comes to Harlem

    ★★★★★

    This is totally zany. Godfrey Cambridge and Raymond St. Jacques are both incredible as NYC detectives Grave Digger Jones and Coffin Ed Johnson (respectively) from the Chester Himes novels. At one point Grave Digger says “this is another fine mess you’ve gotten us into,” a car crashes into a watermelon truck during a high speed shootout, Redd Foxx is dressed as an African king with topless women fanning him with a big feather, a woman does a striptease at the…

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  • Cannibal Holocaust

    Cannibal Holocaust

    This movie is like doing dangerous drugs in a place you’ve never been to with people you don’t trust, but they have great taste in music.

  • Saw IV

    Saw IV

    ★★★★

    Caught a glimpse of Tobin’s sack.