Favorite films

  • Scream
  • Mishima: A Life in Four Chapters
  • Cloud Atlas
  • Wet Hot American Summer

Recent activity

  • Gamera: Guardian of the Universe


  • Columbus


  • Desperate Living


  • The Lords of Salem


Pinned reviews

  • Spencer



    Entered the nearly empty theater to a see a mom and three teenage girls sitting in my seat and the several seats surrounding it. I just sat somewhere else because I didn't feel like making them all move and didn't think much of it. Little did I know that this was a harbinger of evils to come.

    The teens were quite loud leading into the movie and one of them was kicking the seat in front of her…

  • Cats


    The Definitive Ranking of the Jellicle Cats
    Note: Only Jellicle Cats who sing a song are eligible.

    13. Taylor Swift Cat (Bombalurina) - This cat has the least screen time of any cat, so she was inherently at a disadvantage and would have to do a lot with her screen time to make an impact. However, she spends all of her time singing a song introducing a male cat who we already knew for the entire movie. Is this what…

Recent reviews

  • Gamera: Guardian of the Universe

    Gamera: Guardian of the Universe


    roughly the same amount of property damage as Philadelphia after an Eagles win

  • Columbus



    Zach Braff lies awake at night, eyes bloodshot, staring at the ceiling and cursing an unresponsive God that he didn’t make this movie

Popular reviews

  • Zapped


    Zendaya could’ve changed the sociopolitical landscape of the entire world but instead she just lobotomized her older brother because he has too many hobbies

  • Missing 411

    Missing 411

    Here are four unrelated and not that suspicious disappearances - we have no idea what happened