Entered the nearly empty theater to a see a mom and three teenage girls sitting in my seat and the several seats surrounding it. I just sat somewhere else because I didn't feel like making them all move and didn't think much of it. Little did I know that this was a harbinger of evils to come.
ACT ONE
The teens were quite loud leading into the movie and one of them was kicking the seat in front of her…
The Definitive Ranking of the Jellicle Cats
Note: Only Jellicle Cats who sing a song are eligible.
13. Taylor Swift Cat (Bombalurina) - This cat has the least screen time of any cat, so she was inherently at a disadvantage and would have to do a lot with her screen time to make an impact. However, she spends all of her time singing a song introducing a male cat who we already knew for the entire movie. Is this what…
roughly the same amount of property damage as Philadelphia after an Eagles win
Here are four unrelated and not that suspicious disappearances - we have no idea what happened
