The Dancing Pumpkin and the Ogre's Plot

The Dancing Pumpkin and the Ogre's Plot

THIS is cinema.

I'd like to see Akira KuroSUCKwa or Steven BITCHberg direct anything that gets even CLOSE to the artistry of this film. The animation puts Hayao MiyaPUSSY to fucking shame - there's nothing at all disturbing about the way these characters look and move. The voice performances? Steven SoderBITCH WISHES he could get a performance half as good out of Julia Roberts. If I was George LuCUCK I'd kill myself after seeing the masterful worldbuilding of The Dancing Pumpkin. Jean-Luc GoNARDS can take a seat - Dancing Pumpkin has changed cinema for a new age.

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