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Favorite films

  • Little Miss Sunshine
  • The Handmaiden
  • Sympathy for Lady Vengeance
  • Nightcrawler

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  • Purple Hearts

    Purple Hearts

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    this is actually a horror dystopian movie about the U.S healthcare system being so shit that you have to choose between marrying a trump supporter or literally dying

  • The Social Network

    The Social Network

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    jesse eisenberg’s insufferable sociopathic portrayal of mark zuckerberg was somehow still more likable than his real counterpart