Freddy vs. Jason

Freddy vs. Jason ★★★½

Lori: Aren't you going to help the kid?
Camp Counselor: Can't you see I'm busy here?
Lori: You mean you're not coming?
Camp Counselor turned Freddy Krueger: It's not my fault this bitch is dead on her feet! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

To that I'm as speechless as a decapitated head. Good thing in these movies pretty much everything is possible and decapitated heads can actually talk. So everything in this movie (especially the intro) is terrible... except when Freddy and Jason go head to head and wreck havoc in the most fun way possible. The title delivers. Flaming machete is one of the coolest things I've seen. Not sure how well it will play on a rewatch but for now I'm more than satisfied.

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