• The Girl with All the Gifts

    The Girl with All the Gifts

    ★★★★

    “do you want a cat?”
    “i already had one”
    MINUS ONE STAR :(

  • Child's Play

    Child's Play

    ★★★½

    a child at sixflags called me chucky once bc i was wearing overalls and stripes and it hurt my feelings

  • The Silence of the Lambs

    The Silence of the Lambs

    ★★★★½

    where were all the lambs?? minus 1/2 a star :(

  • Her

    Her

    ★★★★★

    just me and my emotional support ai girlfriend

    this’ll hurt your feelings. also please don’t watch this with your family :/

  • Psycho

    Psycho

    ★★★★★

    i also have mommy issues :•)

  • Fantasy Island

    Fantasy Island

    “one star on yelp” yeah buddy i got to agree..

  • Tremors

    Tremors

    ★★★★

    best argument i’ve seen for pro-gun laws

  • The Evil Dead

    The Evil Dead

    ★★★½

    minus star for tree rape scene
    minus half star for the full minute of screaming