• The Girl with All the Gifts

    The Girl with All the Gifts


    “do you want a cat?”
    “i already had one”

  • Child's Play

    Child's Play


    a child at sixflags called me chucky once bc i was wearing overalls and stripes and it hurt my feelings

  • The Silence of the Lambs

    The Silence of the Lambs


    where were all the lambs?? minus 1/2 a star :(

  • Her



    just me and my emotional support ai girlfriend

    this’ll hurt your feelings. also please don’t watch this with your family :/

  • Psycho



    i also have mommy issues :•)

  • Fantasy Island

    Fantasy Island

    “one star on yelp” yeah buddy i got to agree..

  • Tremors



    best argument i’ve seen for pro-gun laws

  • The Evil Dead

    The Evil Dead


    minus star for tree rape scene
    minus half star for the full minute of screaming