• The Polar Express

    The Polar Express

    ★★★

    And people really still believe in global warming ?

  • The Graduate

    The Graduate

    ★★★★

    Having an affair with a milf and marrying her daughter, is this what Andrew Tate meant by “Escaping the Matrix“ ?

  • House

    House

    ★★★★★

    The nightmares of a ten year old plastered onto heavy vinyl. Derealised, irrational nonsense aided by absurd editing and a freaky cat.

  • Black Christmas

    Black Christmas

    ★★★★½

    They really made a whole horror movie about misogyny

  • A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving

    A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving

    ★★★★½

    My man Franklin finally showed up!

  • Election

    Election

    ★★

    This felt like a really long Arrested Development episode.

  • Repo Man

    Repo Man

    ★★★★★

    This is still so good, sometimes you just wanna sit down, relax with a nice can of food and a big bottle of drink !

  • Planes, Trains and Automobiles

    Planes, Trains and Automobiles

    ★★★½

    The best thing about every John Hughes movie is that my dad laughs preemptively at every joke

  • American Beauty

    American Beauty

    ★★

    Elliott smith couldn’t save this.

  • Paprika

    Paprika

    ★★★★½

    A story of guilt and love, maybe? I honestly have no clue what this was about but colours rule!

  • City of God

    City of God

    ★★★

    Little Ze was charged with rape, aggravated assault, mass murder and drug trafficking. I know the scriptures say judge not lest ye be judged but im just gonna come out and say it, this Lil Ze guy is a real jerk !

  • The Killer

    The Killer

    ★★★★

    Theres a real paradox here of a smiths fan who is also married, something doesnt add up...