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  • The Lord of the Rings Collection
  • The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
  • The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
  • The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King

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  • Misery

    ★★★½

  • Dragon Inn

    ★★★★

  • Isle of the Dead

    ★★★

  • The Blob

    ★★★★

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  • Misery

    Misery

    ★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    So, this geezer blackshirt didn't think to investigate Dragon Lady, the local baby murdering felon any sooner?

    Fucking cops, man. They don't exist to protect you.

  • Dragon Inn

    Dragon Inn

    ★★★★

    Pure fun.

    At first, it was difficult to tell who was on who's side, but thankfully director Hu is on your side and provides scrumptious visual delights alongside interesting characters and tight fight choreography. The editing cuts like a sword and the colors pop right off the screen. Apart from a slight anti-climax, this was superb, and everything movies today forgot how to be. A perfect film for a lazy Saturday afternoon.

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  • The Godfather

    The Godfather

    ★★★★★

    I don't trust anyone who dislikes this movie.

  • Forrest Gump

    Forrest Gump

    ½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Move over, Triumph of the Will. We've got a fresh new load of propaganda!

    For a movie that acts almost like a travelogue for how awesome America is, don't you think it's odd that the story centers around your average American - some random, low-intelligence nobody?

    The theme of this movie is simple: Do as you're told.

    That's all Forrest does in the whole movie, and he ends up a famous millionaire entrepreneur war hero athlete and pop culture icon.…