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  • Zodiac

    Zodiac

    I became a zodiac murder victim after watching this film.

  • Gemini Man

    Gemini Man

    ★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Will smith sees another will smith and then spoiler alert, another will smith 😱

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  • Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    ★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Watched this while I was drunk, couldn't tell you what was happening, all I know is Palpatine got laid somehow and that is quite shocking, if Palpatine can get laid then shit you can get laid too. I believe in you.

  • Cats

    Cats

    I watched this hoping to watch funny bad movie but it made me fall asleep. I didn't even know what was going on and assume it was cats singing to god lady cat to die? Alright.

    My sister was and still is convinced that the grey catman is Robert Downey Jr and I keep telling her he looks nothing like him and it's not him but she refuses.