Tove has written 44 reviews for films during 2020.

  • The Dark Knight

    The Dark Knight

    ★★★★★

    the dark knight rises is probably a better movie maybe but you can’t deny that this one is iconic.

    i have one question tho — what’s up with aron eckharts hair why they had to do him like that? or maybe it’s just like that :/

  • Cabaret

    Cabaret

    ★★★★★

    wish i was under a railway screaming rn

  • Jurassic Park

    Jurassic Park

    ★★★★½

    such a good staying home sick movie :))

  • Gone Girl

    Gone Girl

    ★★★★½

    the horror of the possibility of ending up in a marriage with a bland, useless husband is so real that i support amy dunne in everything she does. i thought the narrative was made cheaper by her having conned men in the past, i wouldve loved for her to just WIN. its so satisfying to see her transformation from used and insecure housewife who cant figure out why she’s not content to a full on psychopath bitch. and the husband’s…

  • Batman Returns

    Batman Returns

    ★★★★★

    wow i know i love this movie but five stars and a like? might be a little much. still i need to stay true to myself...

  • The Other Guys

    The Other Guys

    before the next white american male director makes a movie, i wish they’d just THINK for a minute. is its funny? is it necessary? does it drive the plot forward? 

    i would cut down the other guys by maybe 86% and then i would cut down adam mckay himself for being a useless filmmaker. his utter lack of any talent is /almost/ worse than the humour/sexism. he should not be allowed to make anymore movies. bad choices all around.

    in fact, all american white males should be banned from filmmaking from now on. its long overdue guys, cmon

  • Ferris Bueller's Day Off

    Ferris Bueller's Day Off

    ★★★★

    this movie WILD and if i knew him but wasnt in his gang i would hate ferris. here we stan jennifer gray all the way

  • Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl

    Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl

    ★★★★½

    wondering how many times i’ve actually seen this and thinking its def too many for the quality if it but its entertaining so what can i say

  • The Truman Show

    The Truman Show

    ★★★½

    i love all the scenes where the illusion breaks. cant believe in universe that this would be legal though like inflicting trauma on a child to keep him from leaving? there shouldve been more activist groups fighting it tbh

  • Snowpiercer

    Snowpiercer

    ★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    i didnt fully buy it bc of like, where did everyone sleep? and tbh it didnt feel like everybody had their station, or there we’re three ticket classes, felt more like everybody was relaxing in different themed train cars and then there was a leftover shitty car at the very end...

    I dont see why on earth they (wilford  and his partner) would think chis evans would take over up front in a million years. seemed like a long shot…

  • Ice Age

    Ice Age

    ★★★★½

    three men and a baby wishes!!

  • The Irishman

    The Irishman

    ★★★½

    better than expected but im still not convinced it actually needed to be that long...

    was confused when pacino and de niro where accused of talking shit about some guy’s ”people” and then realised the”people” where italians and pacino and de niro were not. lol. ok Scorcese. 

    also was told i should already know the story a bit. i did not. maybe im the dumbass. sorry pacino.