Tove has written 44 reviews for films during 2020.

  • Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom

    Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom

    ★★½

    the friend i was watching this with said at one point: hm, i think i need to read up on hindu culture and like, india’s history and religion

    honeyyyy... it’s not you who needs to read up on hindu culture..... it’s the makers of indiana jones and the temple of doom....

  • Bad Boys II

    Bad Boys II

    ★½

    michael bay: ugh, its so hard to have topless scenes when there’s no female characters :/
    me, a genius jag employee: what if its a dead female body in a morgue and we zoom in on her jiggling breasts?
    michael bay: employee, you’re a genius! and that also gives me the opportunity to use this necrophilia joke that i’ve been saving for such an occasion!
    *high fives all around*

  • Gladiator

    Gladiator

    ★★★★

    my name is ridley scott and i love colors. my favourite colors are yellow, green, and blue and im sure there are more that i will discover one day. i use my favourite colors in my movies that I make with russel crowe :)

  • Les Misérables

    Les Misérables

    ★★★★

    gonna start singing all my lines even when they don’t rhyme bc if javert can do it, so can i. russell crowe solidarity baby.

  • The Lighthouse

    The Lighthouse

    ★★★★½

    excellent. gonna start throwing sea curses at the next person insulting my cooking.

  • Hot Fuzz

    Hot Fuzz

    ★★★★½

    my favourite thing about edgar write movies is his rythmic pacing. it never gets old, makes it so damn well choreographed even if it’s just a transition/throw away shot.

  • Love Actually

    Love Actually

    ★★★★★

    the mandatory viewing of love actually came a bit late this year but i made it!

  • Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    ★★★½

    this has gotten a lot of bad reviews and critique but i really liked it tbh. a lot of same feeling as the original trilogy in my opinion