Tove has written 7 reviews for films rated ½ .

  • A Talking Cat!?!

    A Talking Cat!?!

    this is the worst movie ever. please watch it.

  • Live and Let Die

    Live and Let Die

    this plot doesn’t make any sense and i for one love it!! i only miss sean connery because he’s a hoot and a hoe, ya know? roger is way too serious all the rapey stuff just feels, well.... rapey. anyone who thinks james bond films are pure manly action and not comedies are welcome to fight me bc this ridiculousness is hilarious

  • Avengers: Age of Ultron

    Avengers: Age of Ultron

    The most inexcusable part of this movie is the bad quality tbh. Yes the whole movie sucks but the cgi?? You had budget bitch this was just lazy

  • Theodore Rex

    Theodore Rex

    Its unfair of me to log this really because i fell alseep and i have no idea what was going on in this movie but Its on my watchlist and i know im never going to want to see it again so to get rid of it from my life im still logging it. Also my roommate watched the whole thing with me (did not fall alseep) and was pretty lost still so im assuming this is just a train wreck of a movie anyway!!

  • The Happening

    The Happening

    This. Was. So. Bad. It's just boring???? Watch only the scene when markwahlberg is talking to a plant tho bc thats worth it its such a hilarious surprise in this otherwise serious movie. Honestly tho it was a mess. Im not sure if it was supposed to be an end-of-the-world film or a horror movie but either way its bad and not worth tour time. (Its not even funny bad)

  • Bee Movie

    Bee Movie


  • Deepwater Horizon

    Deepwater Horizon

    Such a fucking snooze