Tove has written 5 reviews for films rated ★½ during 2019.

  • The Meg

    The Meg

    ★½

    the amount of times people hilariously fell into the ocean.... far too many lol. they just got slung in there huh. no dignity, no mercy. added a nice level of humour i suppose.

  • Around the World in 80 Days

    Around the World in 80 Days

    my favourite movie at one point growing up. i think i even had a bit of a thing for steve coogan. sometimes we should think about what we’re doing to the kids.

  • Caligula

    Caligula

    ★½

    im still in disbelief!! i had heard the critiques and i thought i was ready for some ancient rome soft core porn show but this is just straight up regular porn and i felt like a lady clutching her pearls through damn near every scene.

    its such a surreal experience to watch helen mirren and malcolm mcdowell act it out in one scene (and the acting is good!!!) to go to a literal cum shot in the next, i mean…

  • Casino Royale

    Casino Royale

    ★½

    can’t believe they straight up murdered sean connery that poor old scot. great filmmaking. too bad it’s such a shit film tho


    edit: finally somebody’s who’s understood what kinda parts woody allen should actually be getting. best woody allen film i’ve seen so far.

  • Bowie: The Man Who Changed the World

    Bowie: The Man Who Changed the World

    ★½

    the storyline is a bit of a mess as we’re jumping between eras of Bowie and nothing’s really stringed together very well. i quite enjoyed watching it but by no means is it a well made film. i missed not having bowie’s music be a larger part of the soundtrack. a lot of transitions were reused several times and the clips of people being interviewed specially for this project were the most uninspiring ones. i’ll bet you anything there are better bowie documentaries out there if you’re aching to see one.