Tove has written 24 reviews for films rated .

  • Pinocchio

    Pinocchio

    i did it! this is the last of the oscar nominees 2021! and all i can say about this movie is: ew.

  • The Midnight Sky

    The Midnight Sky

    hooooo boy!!!! finally some steaming hot trash!

    mr clooney, first of all, we all know what you looked like when you were younger and that is NOT it. 

    second of all, i don’t understand why this movie is so bad and boring??? bc the story seems alright, the budget is obviously there, the visuals are nice..... and it’s a snooze fest???? no excuse, mr clooney, no excuse. it’s pacing and directing where it fails and that’s on you mr director.

  • Hillbilly Elegy

    Hillbilly Elegy

    I dont have the strength to properly review hilbilly elegy, because id rather just forget that i ever watched the damn thing. 

    but its not /all/ bad.

  • Sex Tape

    Sex Tape

    ive said it before, the biggest crime a film can commit is being boring

  • Year One

    Year One

    watching this movie is never a good idea. remember til next time. you wont feel good about yourself after.

  • The Other Guys

    The Other Guys

    before the next white american male director makes a movie, i wish they’d just THINK for a minute. is its funny? is it necessary? does it drive the plot forward? 

    i would cut down the other guys by maybe 86% and then i would cut down adam mckay himself for being a useless filmmaker. his utter lack of any talent is /almost/ worse than the humour/sexism. he should not be allowed to make anymore movies. bad choices all around.

    in fact, all american white males should be banned from filmmaking from now on. its long overdue guys, cmon

  • Tall Girl

    Tall Girl

    ok i didn’t watch the last 20 min but i have A LOT of opinions about this movie.. the sister??? the sister, like can we talk about the sister?? why did jodi slap her to encourage her diet/eating disorder? why are the parents so weird?? why is jodi act like she’s more oppressed than her black friend?? is this set in some weird au where tall people are oppressed? she’s like, 6.1 that’s not that tall? the bullying is just…

  • Here Comes the Boom

    Here Comes the Boom

    bad, movie, bad.

  • Ralph Breaks the Internet

    Ralph Breaks the Internet

    so boring that i had to get up from my train seat and go buy a bottle of wine in the middle of it just to get through it. tries way to hard to be funny and relatable. 
    (and i liked the first one!)

  • Wild Wild West

    Wild Wild West

    listen here boy... listen.... nobody can say this wasn’t  entertaining at times (the ”leap into my arms” just to body smack and fall into a shit river was my personal fav scene) but i think we can all agree — just based on the example above even — that this movie is absolute garbage and will smith was right to apologise for it. it did however remind me of how i should be watching kevin kline more often.

  • Psycho

    Psycho

    oh my word. 
    a shot by shot reenactment of the original but with worse acting/directing/lighting/staging and in this version there’s a vince vaughn masturbation scene.
    wouldnt recommend.
    i missed cutie patootie anthony perkins.

  • Vice

    Vice

    what exactly are you trying to do here adam mckay??? is it a comedy? is it a drama? what are you trying to be, vice?? not often will you see a film with weirder pacing and editing. just weird choices overall.

    Making strange choices doesnt necessarily mean creative or inspiring results. i feel like this movie is the definition of “oo, i’m quirKyy” “i’m not like other girls” and i hate it


    for higher rating i would’ve needed to see more of sam rockwell