Tove has written 7 reviews for films rated during 2019.

  • Tall Girl

    Tall Girl

    ok i didn’t watch the last 20 min but i have A LOT of opinions about this movie.. the sister??? the sister, like can we talk about the sister?? why did jodi slap her to encourage her diet/eating disorder? why are the parents so weird?? why is jodi act like she’s more oppressed than her black friend?? is this set in some weird au where tall people are oppressed? she’s like, 6.1 that’s not that tall? the bullying is just…

  • Here Comes the Boom

    Here Comes the Boom

    bad, movie, bad.

  • Ralph Breaks the Internet

    Ralph Breaks the Internet

    so boring that i had to get up from my train seat and go buy a bottle of wine in the middle of it just to get through it. tries way to hard to be funny and relatable. 
    (and i liked the first one!)

  • Wild Wild West

    Wild Wild West

    listen here boy... listen.... nobody can say this wasn’t  entertaining at times (the ”leap into my arms” just to body smack and fall into a shit river was my personal fav scene) but i think we can all agree — just based on the example above even — that this movie is absolute garbage and will smith was right to apologise for it. it did however remind me of how i should be watching kevin kline more often.

  • Psycho

    Psycho

    oh my word. 
    a shot by shot reenactment of the original but with worse acting/directing/lighting/staging and in this version there’s a vince vaughn masturbation scene.
    wouldnt recommend.
    i missed cutie patootie anthony perkins.

  • Vice

    Vice

    what exactly are you trying to do here adam mckay??? is it a comedy? is it a drama? what are you trying to be, vice?? not often will you see a film with weirder pacing and editing. just weird choices overall.

    Making strange choices doesnt necessarily mean creative or inspiring results. i feel like this movie is the definition of “oo, i’m quirKyy” “i’m not like other girls” and i hate it


    for higher rating i would’ve needed to see more of sam rockwell

  • Solo: A Star Wars Story

    Solo: A Star Wars Story

    this movie is set in a galaxy far far away where the only colours are gray and beige, gray and beige...