Tove has written 19 reviews for films rated ★★½ during 2017.

  • Burlesque



    Oh my poor little fourteen year old self who hadn't seen enough better movies to know that this is not very good. I can see where I was fooled by the glitter and the singing and dancing and the Cher and Alan Cumming but there are better things out there little one. Shame on this movie for having so much potential and being underwhelming in every single area.

  • The Birds

    The Birds


    I actually didn't like this very much. It's got a weird straight stalker love story which I don't care about and it's way to long with no build up to anything; it's just birds attacking over and over again in irregular intervals. I didn't get scared, i didn't get caught up in the story, and i don't see all of Hitchcocks usual tricks for creating suspense being employed. Underwhelming.

  • They Live

    They Live


    Hm... this was... hm. Not bad exactly but the acting was BAD and not in a good way either

  • Alien³



    Thank god for sigourney and her boss ass hair cut otherwise this film would have been unbearable tbh

  • From Dusk Till Dawn
  • Hitch



    I'm getting real tired of all these unrealistic matches with beautiful women and ugly men it's possible to find a guy that both whistles and is in your league ladies! Not that it's a bad thing to give someone a chance don't judge a book by its cover etc etc but it's never the other way around and it's gross and sexist

  • It Comes at Night

    It Comes at Night


    Hmm not very spooky but still pretty spooky...

  • Hocus Pocus

    Hocus Pocus


    I'm in love with Bette midler and i do like an unnecessary musical number but other than that this movie was pretty dull I gotta say

  • Fragile



    This was the first horror movie i watched and it traumatised me!! I feel like this rewatch was therapeutic bc its not as scary as i remember. (Unfortunately its also not very good, you dont have to watch it its pretty standard horror movie not very special)

  • Envy



    A lot of good outfits. Why was christopher walken in this? What is flan?

  • Miss Congeniality

    Miss Congeniality


    Like a lot of your favourite romantic comedy movies of old this just isnt as good as you remember it. Save it for your memories, maybe show it to your kids when theyre ten

  • The Ring

    The Ring


    I feel like they took out all the best parts when they made this remake. Also what is up with the badly made horses its so lame???