Will Walker

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Favorite films

  • The Wolfman
  • The Wolf Man
  • Star Wars: Episode III – Revenge of the Sith
  • Benedetta

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  • Damsel

  • Maleficent

    ★½

  • Earth Mama

    ★★★★★

  • Frogman

    ★★★★

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  • Star Wars: Episode III – Revenge of the Sith

    Star Wars: Episode III – Revenge of the Sith

    ★★★★★

    "Obi Wan...There's good in him. I know...There's...Still..."



    I finally saw my favorite Star Wars film on the big screen and it was the greatest theater experience of my life. The ornate Grecian marble architecture of The Cabot couldn't be more appropriate for this tragic dark fantasy opera. Some of the best visual storytelling I've ever seen, everything from the performances to the effects to the editing feels so detailed and intentional; the way the skies become darker and more clouded…

  • Spawn

    Spawn

    ★★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    "They belong together. There's no place for me here."



    Over 2 decades of superhero movies and none of them has even come close to this one for me. It truly, deeply breaks my heart that people will let some poorly aged CGI and occasional scatalogical humor (which, if anything, make the trippy, nightmare reality of the film feel that much more authentic) cause them to completely write off a really well made film full of emotional power and, dare I…

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  • Damsel

    Damsel

    If you're just dying to see a remake of Hulu's 2022 classic The Princess, only 15 minutes longer with a worse lead actress, wait no longer.

  • Maleficent

    Maleficent

    ★½

    Paul Dini performed rewrites on the original script for this.

    And that's all you need to know about the Maleficent movie.

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  • Paranormal Activity: The Marked Ones

    Paranormal Activity: The Marked Ones

    ★★★★★

    Alright, let me get this straight.

    This is...
    1) The only film in the series with an actual plot.
    2) The only film in the series with an actual structure.
    3) The only film in the series with proactive characters instead of merely reactive ones.
    4) The only film in the series where characters actually spend a decent amount of time outside.
    5) The only film in the series where the characters are all fairly intelligent and immediately take the…

  • The Patriot

    The Patriot

    ½

    Fuck you, Roland Emmerich.

    Fuck you for your depiction of happy pseudo-slaves who want nothing more than to work for their masters all day in the field.

    Fuck you for simplifying a morally complex and nuanced war between combatants that had parents and children and loved ones into a simplistic “good vs. evil” wankfest.

    Fuck you for trying to create a hero narrative out of an unrepentant, slave owning mass murderer solely because he didn’t kill white people and you…