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  • Saw VI

    Saw VI


    Somewhere in here, amid the late '90s / early '00s J-horror lighting and wanton violence of the steam maze and shotgun carousel and acid needle grid, there's a hell of a fun lean little self-contained torture slasher about vengeance against predatory health insurance companies and a twisted retributive logic... however, it's buried under yet another movie of Hoffman bullshit police procedural nonsense and retcon flashbacks on top of retcon flashbacks.

    I know that if I can't handle the series at…

  • Saw V

    Saw V

    This one also has an opening that kinda whips and an ending that had me chuckling while being dull as fuck and not really going anywhere throughout most of the middle, but not nearly as galaxy-brained in its denouement as III is, so this gets a half star less, I don't give a fuck, all sense of standards I have for rating things are entirely going out the window the further I continue through these

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    We're All Going to the World's Fair


    ANNA COBB!!!!!

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  • Waves



    Lost me in Minute 1 by depicting two people in the unrealistic scenario of willingly singing a song from Painting With.

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