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  • Ammonite

    Ammonite

    ★★★★★

    When you’re observing my ichthyosaurus fossil, whose ichthyosaurus fossil do you think I’m observing?

  • Nomadland

    Nomadland

    ★★★★★

    Daddy, read me the story about how corporate tax cuts trickle down to the working class. It’s my favourite.

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  • La Ciénaga

    La Ciénaga

    ★★★★★

    All the injuries the deaths the disloyalties
    the simmering loves the hazy infidelities 
    the forbidden lusts the shattered intimacies
    the whispers of incest and of bestialities

    the cruelties the drunkenness the fear
    the regrets the callousness the despair
    of this family would simply disappear
    with the installation of proper central air

  • Unpregnant

    Unpregnant

    ★★★½

    Never Rarely Booksmart Ladybird Planes Trains Automobiles

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  • The French Dispatch

    The French Dispatch

    ★★★★★

    You see, there are still faint glimmers of civilization left in this barbaric slaughterhouse that was once known as humanity

       — me, post-rona when they finally fucking release this

  • Nightcrawler

    Nightcrawler

    ★★★★★

    CHOOSE YOUR FIGHTER

    [A] Extorting sex pest Jake Gyllenhaal 

    [B] Meditating on a car roof Jake Gyllenhaal

    [C] Driving home to do some accounting instead of grabbing you by the ears and screaming I’m not fucking interested Jake Gyllenhaal

    [D] Watering a sad houseplant Jake Gyllenhaal