Frances Meh

Frances Meh Patron

my stars mean the same thing as everyone else’s stars
that’s how stars work


Favorite films

  • Irma Vep
  • Hedwig and the Angry Inch
  • Safe
  • Nightcrawler

Recent activity

  • The Quick and the Dead


  • When Evening Falls on Bucharest or Metabolism


  • RoboCop


  • Phantom of the Paradise


Pinned reviews

  • Breaking the Waves

    Breaking the Waves


    Woman goes to a doctor, says her husband’s been paralyzed. Doctor says, “Treatment is simple: the great clown Pagliacci’s in town tonight, after the show go backstage, fuck the shit out of him, come back and tell me all about it.”

  • Blue Valentine

    Blue Valentine


    This Barbie is a nurse with a serial attraction to violent, possessive men. He’s just Ken.

Recent reviews


Popular reviews

  • Past Lives

    Past Lives


    him: where’s montauk?     

    her: have you seen eternal sunshine of the spotless mind?

    me: these are my people i’m with my people

  • Persuasion


    Ugh the abuse I endure for Dakota Johnson.