John Wick: Chapter 3 – Parabellum

John Wick: Chapter 3 – Parabellum ★★★

This very quickly reaches the threshold where clever world-building becomes too much unwanted, convoluted bullshit between your eyeballs and more scenes of Keanu Reeves doing jiujitsu rolls and shooting guns directly into dudes’ heads. It’s pretty clear what kind of endgame this franchise has in mind with the inevitable war against heaven, and I hope it brings Mark Dacascos along for the ride because he wound up being one of my favorite parts of this clumsy movie with too many characters. 

Other favorite parts:
- Halle Berry also shooting dudes directly in their heads
- Halle Berry’s dogs biting all of the dicks. Five-hundred percent more dick biting in this than the first two films, and you love to see it
- Asia Kate Dillon and Robin Lord Taylor offsetting some of the innate hyper-masculinity you get with a movie like this with a welcome dash of cool queerness. More of that, please!
- Keanu Reeves shooting like 100 guys directly in their heads
- Dogs
- Dogs biting dicks
- Boban Marjanović

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