Favorite films

  • Nope
  • An American in Paris
  • Bug
  • Weekend

Recent activity

  • Sinister


  • There Will Be Blood


  • Under the Silver Lake


  • The Silence of the Lambs


Pinned reviews

  • The Lad Goodbye

    The Lad Goodbye

    Free to watch, here: https://vimeo.com/724077761

    Actually, you should really watch the short film, Hi, Lad! first, as The Lad Goodbye is a sequel/continuation, and it does matter for context… but you can watch that for free here: https://youtu.be/WiDK3CfdJqc

    I hope one day y’all can see this in a theater; but for now, enjoy some creative independent cinema. It’s a true journey, so make sure to have some brews and/or bud near by (no movie has ever made me desire to be…

Recent reviews

  • There Will Be Blood

    There Will Be Blood


    Gets equally more sad and scary every time I watch it. The most heartbreaking horror film. No hope to be found here.

    And it’s also pretty dang funny.

  • Bullet Train

    Bullet Train


    Everything with Brad Pitt was 10/10; everything else was fine to terrible, with the occasional dash of good. Bonkers movie. Truly feels in the Cars and Cats universe of “what am I literally looking at”, but also mostly had a great time. Hm.

    Choo choo

Popular reviews

  • Buffalo '66

    Buffalo '66


    This shouldn't work. It should be deplorable, convoluted, annoying, and pretentious. It should make me feel sick, I should hate this, I should never want to look at Vincent Gallo, and I should wash this away from my life. But I just can't. It just works. It's magical really. Brilliant performances all around, wild stylistic choices, and a moving tale of a horrible protagonist (that you somehow feel bad for (sometimes)) slowly learning to accept, take responsibility, and love. What…

  • The Shape of Water

    The Shape of Water

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    2022 EDIT: have had this feeling towards this review (and others of its type I’ve written) for years at this point, and never thought to do this until now. While I do still vehemently hate this movie, I would never write a review like this, ever. This much time expunging negative energy towards anything can’t really be productive. But a crucial component of my whole idea towards my journey as an artist is to never shy away from the past…