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  • Bathhouse 911: Jellyfish Bliss

    ★★★½

  • The Untitled Star Wars Mockumentary

    ★★★½

  • Totem

    ★★★

  • The Paperboy

    ★★★½

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  • Bathhouse 911: Jellyfish Bliss

    Bathhouse 911: Jellyfish Bliss

    ★★★½

    While the camera work isn't anything outstanding (movement, framings, angles, etc.), I'm not exaggerating when I say that this is genuinely one of the most stunningly beautiful looking movies I've ever seen. The colour is unbelievably vivid, pushing it into looking like candy land. Anyway, this movie is kind of what you'd expect. Lots and lots of boobs and butts and skin, often covered in soapy foam (you bet there are some satisfying soapy squelching sounds to go with it),…

  • The Untitled Star Wars Mockumentary

    The Untitled Star Wars Mockumentary

    ★★★½

    Very funny. I was happy to recognise so many of the films edited into this.

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  • Coming 2 America

    Coming 2 America

    They better not screw this one up

  • Phantom of the Paradise

    Phantom of the Paradise

    ★★★★★

    De Palma could make Raging Bull but Scorsese couldn't make Phantom of the Paradise.

    Features almost a dozen of the greatest performances of all time. Brilliant music by Paul Williams. I had forgotten how utterly brilliantly that climax is edited: so frantic it becomes abstract, and so powerful. Completely sweeps you off your feet.

    Happy New Year to anyone reading this!