Ratings criteria highly classified

I’d trade my entire extended family for Greta/Noah double date

Favorite films

  • Portrait of a Lady on Fire
  • Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
  • When Harry Met Sally...
  • What's Up, Doc?

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  • Bottoms


  • The Equalizer


  • No Hard Feelings


  • BlackBerry


Pinned reviews

  • Barbie



    “I’m KENough”

    These unrealistic expectations just got realized

    I’d hesitate to dub this movie a comedy when it’s got so much more to it than laughs, but at the same time I don’t think I’ve laughed harder in theater since This Is the End.

    “I don’t have anything big planned. Just a giant blowout party with all the Barbies, and planned choreography, and a bespoke song”

    The casting is picture perfect. There could be no other Barbie and Ryan Gosling…

  • Portrait of a Lady on Fire

    Portrait of a Lady on Fire


    "In solitude I felt the liberty you spoke of, but I also felt your absence"

    Portrait of a Lady on Fire is my favorite movie of all time. There's almost too much to admire in every frame. There are moments where nothing is exchanged between characters except knowing looks, and yet they're more memorable than a climactic action sequence in a summer blockbuster. I've never seen a movie that has so much to say while saying so little. Sciamma shows…

Recent reviews

  • Bottoms



    “That’s the Viking way”

    There’s off the wall movies and then there’s truly unhinged movies, this is the latter and it fkn rocks. I was prepared for whacky but the way Bottoms keeps upping the ante to new absurd heights makes it special. Reminded me of Sorry to Bother You in that way. 

    For such an off-kilter movie the performances were kinda amazing. From the whole fight club to the football team everyone is bringing 110% to great effect. Even…

  • The Equalizer

    The Equalizer


    "I was a fackin good cawp"

    As much as John Wick deserves all the hype it's got, I find myself more eager to return to The Equalizer. I think it's mostly because Denzel is the coolest person on earth (no diss to Keanu he just isn't in the same stratosphere) and the movie is just a vehicle to let him cook. And chef Washington always delivers.

    Love that he doesn't use a gun the whole movie and the action sequences…

Popular reviews

  • Amsterdam



    Made out with some1 I rly like for a lot of the movie so as far as I’m concerned it’s one of my favorites ever

  • Elvis



    This didn't work for me at all. Tom Hanks sounded like a South Park character. Not enough of the story was actually about Elvis. They pushed the Elvis as a civil rights hero angle incredibly hard which was kind of strange. It was impossible to tell how much time was passing from one moment to the next, the only real clue is the intensity of spray tans. I'm not sure if the editing/visuals were good or just memorable due to…