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  • The Resident

    The Resident

    He’s just too hot to be this crazy. I don’t buy it.

  • Knives Out

    Knives Out


    I read a tweet about a New Yorker article about you. 

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  • The Purge

    The Purge


    I love this series. This is obviously the worst one, but it’s still totally watchable. James should’ve just told the purgers they already killed the stranger. Like? Lie???? You’re both rich white men, you could’ve come to an accord. I feel like the purger would’ve been upset, but they ultimately would’ve left to find another homeless man to kill, almost certainly their preferred victim anyway.

  • The Purge: Election Year

    The Purge: Election Year


    I hate when people are like, “The Purge movies are bad, but I still like them.” They’re not bad! They are not bad!!!! They are unironically very good!!! The story is well-intentioned, the acting is mostly good, the kills are FUN!!! 1 is the only bad-it’s-good!! 2 and 3 are Quality!!! Have yet to see 4, but high hopes! 

     I haven’t seen the show, I’ll concede that probably actually was bad.