I don't know why people expect art to make sense. They accept the fact that life doesn't make sense.‘ -David Lynch

Favorite films

  • Mulholland Drive
  • Heat
  • Pump Up the Volume
  • The Social Network

Recent activity

  • Halloween Ends

  • Top Gun: Maverick


  • Everything Everywhere All at Once


  • Fantastic Beasts: The Secrets of Dumbledore


Pinned reviews

  • Edge of Tomorrow

    Edge of Tomorrow


    Films of the Last Decade - 2014 Edition

    Does anybody else get the feeling that we are supposed to hate Tom Cruise for being a total nut case but for some reason we can’t help but just nod and smile and go along with everything he does like we are stuck in a matrix-like framework where we are the Stepford wives and he is the perfect husband? Or would he be the Stepford wife? I don’t know. I never saw…

  • Adaptation.



    Fantastic follow up, semi-sequel to Being John Malkovich. I appreciate a movie that isn’t afraid to admit that sometimes one Nic Cage isn’t enough. Other movies could benefit from two Nic Cages. Maybe then it would’ve been Gone in Thirty Seconds. Oh merciful god I’m so sorry I wrote that. Siri delete this review. SIRI DELETE THE GOD DA

Recent reviews

  • Halloween Ends

    Halloween Ends

    If the science in Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind was real I would use it to forget this movie ever existed.

  • Top Gun: Maverick

    Top Gun: Maverick


    An absolute blast. One of my favorite action films of the last twenty years.

Popular reviews

  • Breaking Away

    Breaking Away


    Most people will go their entire lives without experiencing this delightful charmer. Don’t be one of those people.

  • Stand by Me

    Stand by Me


    The quintessential coming-of-age film.  Reiner weaves together a safe and innocent journey through the absurd, the nostalgic, and the sentimental, only to shatter that beauty and false sense of security by the end of the journey. Everyone is at the top of their game. Even Corey Feldman. 

    River Phoenix was one in a million.