my star ratings are inane, i just say shit. if you think my opinions suck i’m brain damaged so you can’t blame me for it
The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent 2022
your movie doesn't feel any less cheap if you look into the camera and go "this is cheap ;)" every few minutes. we cageinators deserve better than this. WHERE was the willy's wonderland reference
Ken Park 2002
(stefon voice) this movie has EVERYTHING. skateboarding, a suicide 3 minutes in, shitty rock music, milfs, autoerotic asphyxiation, white boys being crazy..........
(i skipped multiple scenes throughout, and i turned it off 10 minutes from the end, but going off the wikipedia plot summary i really don’t feel like i missed too much)
Freaks of Nature 2015
this is my pulp fiction