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my star ratings are inane, i just say shit. if you think my opinions suck i’m brain damaged so you can’t blame me for it
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The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent 2022
your movie doesn't feel any less cheap if you look into the camera and go "this is cheap ;)" every few minutes. we cageinators deserve better than this. WHERE was the willy's wonderland reference
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Ken Park 2002
(stefon voice) this movie has EVERYTHING. skateboarding, a suicide 3 minutes in, shitty rock music, milfs, autoerotic asphyxiation, white boys being crazy..........
(i skipped multiple scenes throughout, and i turned it off 10 minutes from the end, but going off the wikipedia plot summary i really don’t feel like i missed too much)
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