she/her 18, mystery enthusiast
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This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
worst book to movie adaptions:
1. artemis fowl [NEW!]
2. percy jackson [-1]
y'all my head is in my fucking hands.
i lost all hope the moment i saw artemis surfing SURFING 5 minutes into the movie. holy shit surfing mind u this is the same kid colfer literally describes as a VAMPIRE because he fr does not do anything athletic ever. his hobbies including sitting in his room and making morally questionable plans and cackling 24/7/365. the HOVERBOARD. the…